Monkey and Lizard

[The Lady Belle]

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" The Monkey looks down and says "Faaaaaaark dude....... how much water did you drink?!!"

<font color="blue">Oh my god, first I snorted so loud, everyone looked at me...then I nearly peed my pants. Perhaps it had something to do with the fact that I used Cheech's voice for the monkey, I totally lost it...</font>

[Lefty]

This is like one of those jokes you laugh about when your high and / or drunk.

[The Lady Belle]

lol..It was just one of those silly moments that happen from time to time when I find something completely stupid to be very funny. [img]tongue.gif[/img]